My 'Topless Pic' Solution To World Peace- Chelsea

Chelsea handler believes the God to whom you pray doesn't matter ... one thing's universal ... men of all faiths can appreciate a nice rack. 

Handler has two things that can bring Jews and Muslims together and they're both on her chest ... she posted the topless Instagram pic -- with Star of David pasties -- while vacationing Wednesday in Israel.

This isn't her girl's first rodeo -- she swapped the camel for a horse and out-chested Vladimir Putin -- and pants also seem optional.

She's right though, you don't need to be topless for peace ... but it doesn't hurt to try.

Lindsay Could Be Headed To Jail

Lindsay could go to jail for doing BS community service ... at least if the prosecutor has his way.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... prosecutor Terry White is indignant over the revelation Lindsay's community service organization let her do ridiculous things to fulfill her obligation. As we first reported, Lindsay got 18 hours credit for meeting and greeting fans after her London play.

Three Boobed Woman Busted For DUI

Jasmine Tridevil -- aka the woman who went around claiming she had three boobs -- was busted early Monday morning for suspicion of DUI, but her BAC wasn't three times the legal limit ... JUST TWO!

Tridevil (real name Alicia Hessler) was popped by the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Department in Tampa, FL at 3:47 AM. She was booked into the Orient Road Jail a short time later. The strip search must have been awfully interesting. 

According to the booking info, Hessler's blood alcohol content was .180 and .178 in two tests ... each more than twice the legal limit in Florida. 

She is currently still in custody and being held on $500 bail.

Tridevil made the rounds last September when she went around claiming to have a third breast. To the surprise of no one ... she turned out to be a fake. 

Culled From TMZ

Patrick's Wife Files For Divorce

Patrick Dempsey is headed for the single life but it's not his doing ... we've learned his wife has filed for divorce, and 10s of millions are on the line.

Jillian Fink filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable difference. Fink, who is repped by disso queen Laura Wasser, is asking for joint custody of their 3 kids, a 12-year-old girl and 7-year-old twin boys. She also wants spousal and child support.

We've learned they do NOT have a prenup. Patrick is reportedly worth around $40 million.

The couple has been married for 15 years.  

Sources connected with the couple tell TMZ ... "it remains to be seen whether it will be amicable." 

Sources tell TMZ she's had a problem with his ego for a while now, which she thinks is out of control. 

As one source said, "She's all about the kids."

Jenner's Shocking Transformation

Bruce Jenner's shocking plastic surgery transformation has caused concern among friends, as the Keeping up with the Kardashians patriarch grows ever more unrecognizable. And according to a new report, they have reason to be worried: Top doctors tellThe National ENQUIRER that Jenner is “disfiguring” himself and putting his health at risk!

Toyin Aimahku's Marriage Crumbles

Yoruba Actress Toyin Aimahku and her actor hubby Adeniyi Johnson have parted ways!

Insiders allege that the couple have been living apart for over three months but have been trying to hide it from the press..Inside sources say that that Toyin and Adeniyi broke up due to infidelity,which had eaten deep into their marriage.

Ini Edo Keeps Mum On New BF

Few days ago, there were reports online that popular actress, Ini Edo was in a hot romantic relationship with a Nollywood actor, Mike Godson.

This speculation came after some supposedly intimate pictures of the sexy actress and the handsome actor together on bed found its way to the internet.

This alleged affair between Ini Edo and Mike came months after the actress announced that she was divorcing her husband, Phillip Ehiagwina, who she got married to in late 2008.

Georgina Onuoha's Marriage Ends

Below is what actress Georgina Onuoha said of her marriage to Dr. Ifeanyi Igwegbe that crashed:

“It has taken almost four years to do this; it’s taken a lot of soul searching, prayers and counseling to get to this juncture. It’s not a breaking news that my almost a decade relationship is over.

Beyonce & Jay Z Done With L.A

Jay Z and Beyonce have scratched plans to get a wildly expensive pad in L.A. ... after losing out to an incredibly rich nerd in a ferocious bidding war.

TMZ broke the story ... Jay and Bey put an offer in on a sick Beverly Hills mansion ... we're told just shy of $70 mil. At the time they were only several million off from sealing the deal. But former Minecraft mastermind Markus Persson swooped in and sealed the deal for $70M.

Mr. and Mrs. Z have told close friends in L.A. they really wanted that house and it's soured them on looking further. They looked before eyeing the property and found nothing they really liked.

It's the hard-knock life for us

It's the hard-knock life for us

Steada treated,
We get tricked
Steada kisses,
We get kicked
It's the hard-knock life!

Jolie's Ex- Husband In Love With Aniston

Billy Bob Thornton must have one big crush on Jennifer Aniston.

The 59-year-old Fargo star let that secret slip during a chat with Access Hollywood following his Best Actor win at the Golden Globes on Sunday.

Thornton indulged his interviewers with a playful game of Who Would You Rather, a take off on Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's Golden Globes act.